when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you
- me: i have no classes with anybody i know
- my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
- me: no
A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.
"Where is my Edward Cullen?"
"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"
"Where is my Christian Grey?"
For your sake, jail I hope.