haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

attackonromney:

nash grier in a few months

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porndirector:

When I get hit on

keogdh:

no recovery